Bitter Ex-Wives & Other Freaks of Nature

Being the new wife takes on a new demension when the EX won’t let go. My true story…

April 2, 2000 – More Piercings October 7, 2008

Filed under: divorce — bitterexwives @ 4:41 am

I think I’ve lost my mind. Obviously, the stress of separation from Bryce has pushed me over the edge. Really, I cannot explain how it happened, but someone placed an appointment on my calendar for another piercing. Not just any old eyebrow or ear piercing – that would be too normal.

My appointment tonight is for a tongue piercing. If I tell Celeste, she will do nothing but try to dissuade me from going through with it. She will never have the opportunity. Somewhere, deep down inside, I believe it is my destiny… okay cut the crap Angel – you’re getting a tongue piercing because you think it’s sexy. Just be honest with yourself. Okay… okay! I admit it – I think it’s sexy and secretly, I am giddy inside.

I haven’t been giddy in a long time. I can’t wait! If the very thought of body piercings make me giddy, my nipples better watch out… THEY could be next! ACME here I come – alone with no side-kick, brave, and looking for adventure!